Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
I’ve never watched Titanic. The movie is way too long. Maybe one day my ADHD will allow me to sit still and watch it. I’ve also never watched The Notebook.
I spend a great deal of time not knowing where my phone is. That’s how you know my phone gets no love.
I went car shopping today and I wanted to give the salesman the Kevin Hart “See the way my bank account is set up…” speech but I did not. I clearly told him I would think about his offer (in other words he’s insane, I’ll go elsewhere).

So me and my friends just discovered Tinder. It’s an awesome app. I love it! You get to rate people near you and if they like your profile too, you get the opportunity to message them.
Fact: As a kid, I would tell my mom she didn’t have to worry about me being kidnapped because I talked too much. In otherwise, I would be so annoying that they would return me. That did not calm her worries lolz
Cleaning my house & drinking wine. This is the longest I’ve ever sat in a computer in the last week or so, this is abnormal behavior for me. I usually don’t believe in drinking alone.
Don’t know who is in charge of Kmart’s marketing, but they are geniuses. First it was Ship My Pants now they have Big Gas Problems. lolz
The Musical Express aka @milfmentality’s favorite ride in the whole park. #memorylane #kennywood #fun
Thinking about my vacay next month has me missing the beach already. 😜 #tbt #vacay #beach #memorylane
I know who I am, I know what I can and can’t do. I know what I will and won’t do. I know what I’m capable of and I don’t agree to do things that I don’t think I can pull off.
We are not abandoned cars stalled out and sitting empty on a highway
and if in some way we are
don’t worry
we only got out to walk and get gas




